Say What?

Darek has an Elmo backpack that he calls his "Purse". Blayne has a computer bag that Darek calls "Daddy's Purse". He calls the colander a "helmet" (thus the picture below). He has a babysitter named Alexis whom he calls "Sassy" (which is purely the result of his not being able to correctly pronounce her name). Oh how I love the things that come out of babies' mouths...